WRITING

 

The Best Business Advice You’ll Ever Get, Nov. 2019 (with Evan Allgood)

The New Yorker
McSweeney's Internet Tendency
Reductress
The Rumpus
Splitsider/Vulture
The Belladonna Comedy
Points in Case
Slackjaw
Omnarchy

Headlines

Op-Ed: If You’re Going to Call It a Belly Button, It Needs to Serve a Purpose, Nov. 2019

This All Hallows’ Eve, Send Your Motherboards Tingling by Touring the Abandoned Sites of Human “Water Parks”, Oct. 2019

It Really Never Occurred to Humans That Their Remote Controls Were Running Away…?, Oct. 2019

Introducing Yoga 2.0, Which Encourages Relaxation by Bending Your Legs Backward Until You Scream the Scream of True Enlightenment, Sept. 2019

“You’re Glowing!” And 4 Other Signs You Got A Little Too Close To The Radiated Beaches, Aug. 2019

Things Are Really Heating Up Between My Toaster and My Microwave, Aug. 2019

Quiz: Did You Get A Lobotomy?, July 2019

Prove You're Not A Robot By Failing This CAPTCHA, June 2019 

Headlines & Articles

 

Remember Go-Gurt? Cool! So, We Turned Your Little Brother into Something That Looks A Lot Like It, July 2019

Stop Obsessing Over Your Physical Appearance and Just Give Us Your Legs, July 2019

Rejoice! The Last Propaganda Globe Depicting the Fictional Country of ‘France’ Was Just Blown Up, June 2019

Articles

7-Year-Old in Need of Kidney Transplant Rings Opening Bell at Black Market, Nov. 2019

How to Dress for the Job You Have And Convince Yourself It’s the One You Want, Nov. 2019

Success! We Exported Climate Change to Mars, Oct. 2019

I Know You Wanted More Sustenance, But We Got You These Scented Hyperloop Cars Instead, Sept. 2019

Drone Detective Goes Rogue, Overrides Programming Based on Hunch, Aug. 2019

Melodies You Can Nervously Hum When ‘The Big Countdown’ Starts,

Aug. 2019

That Awkward Moment When You Wish You Were Inundated with More Ads, July 2019

‘Extra Guac?’ This Year’s Hot New Phrase is a Fun Reminder that Humans Used to Have Food, June 2019

Little Old Lady Comedy
Medium

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